Topic: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just happy to see
transientmind's photo
Wed 02/04/09 03:42 AM
Edited by transientmind on Wed 02/04/09 03:45 AM
...me?


http://apnews.excite.com/article/20090204/D964F8K80.html

SYDNEY (AP) - An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday. The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service

They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.

The alleged bird smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, was being questioned.

Australia has very strict quarantine regulations on the importation of wildlife, plants and food to protect health, agriculture and the environment of the isolated island nation.

Charges of wildlife smuggling - which carry a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a fine of 110,000 Australian dollars ($70,430) - could be brought against the man.

Janeczko said the pigeons were not endangered and that the case - as well as the birds, eggs and seeds - had been turned over to the Quarantine Service to assess the health risk associated with bringing the birds into the country.

The Quarantine Service would not comment on the continuing investigation.

transientmind's photo
Wed 02/04/09 03:47 AM

surprised

MahanMahan's photo
Wed 02/04/09 04:00 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 02/04/09 04:00 AM
Dude, this pigeon joke started alright... But whatever happened to the punch line?

And why does it have to be a Middle Eastern guy?

Randall32988's photo
Wed 02/04/09 04:37 AM
cuz thats wheres he's from my dude dont take it personal. this clown made that choice to do that regardless of where he's from.

moonlight_ride62's photo
Wed 02/04/09 05:06 AM
I think I will just stick with my chickens...

MahanMahan's photo
Wed 02/04/09 05:29 AM

cuz thats wheres he's from my dude dont take it personal. this clown made that choice to do that regardless of where he's from.


I know, I know... I goof on rag-heads all day long! I was just playin'...

Winx's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:20 AM

...me?


http://apnews.excite.com/article/20090204/D964F8K80.html

SYDNEY (AP) - An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday. The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service

They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.

The alleged bird smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, was being questioned.

Australia has very strict quarantine regulations on the importation of wildlife, plants and food to protect health, agriculture and the environment of the isolated island nation.

Charges of wildlife smuggling - which carry a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a fine of 110,000 Australian dollars ($70,430) - could be brought against the man.

Janeczko said the pigeons were not endangered and that the case - as well as the birds, eggs and seeds - had been turned over to the Quarantine Service to assess the health risk associated with bringing the birds into the country.

The Quarantine Service would not comment on the continuing investigation.


Those poor pigeons taped to a man's leg.slaphead laugh slaphead