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Topic:
dang kids
Edited by
Moblodite
on
Sat 01/09/10 09:46 AM
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My daughter comes home and asks me what's for dinner. ( of course that's always the first thing that comes out of her mouth )  I tell her I'm making potato soup.
To which she replies "wow, we must really be poor if you're trying to turn potatos into soup"  friggin kids.
Just tell her... NO, Rock soup is poor!! Then ask if she would like a bowl of snow ice cream! 
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Topic:
I Just Shot Out 32 Emails
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I have to ask, of those 32...How many have been here in the last month?
When I do a search locally.. there are only like 3 that have been on within the last month. |
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Topic:
I Just Shot Out 32 Emails
Edited by
Moblodite
on
Sat 01/09/10 08:44 AM
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Unfortunately I can't do that,
I do a search of women 35 and up within 50 mile, I only get like 20 results, And I think all but one of them are extremely beefy. Why are all of the beautiful, intelligent women over 500 miles away 
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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Ended up bringing the cans of pop that are stored on the side porch in the house. Afraid they'd freeze and explode. Shakes head. 3 hours later they were still colder then if they'd been in the fridge! try turning the heat on in the house! 
its so cold...I just saw herd of deer running into a forest fire! Went to the local lake to feed the ducks, I could hear the Chinese carp slamming their heads on the bottom side of the ice as they were trying to jump out of the water. It so cold out that you can see farts! |
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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It was so cold . . . the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence! Finally... Someone with a sense of humor! Even if it is so cold outside, we can still have a warm laugh in here! Its so cold.. I turned the radio on in my car and it was dragging like an 8 track player. Ohhhh hell ya got to have I mean heck hell has already froze over come on I live in Texas it's 20 here right now and feels like 2 and still going down. Ya'll know this just ain't right for us Texans hell I have to cuddle with the dogs just to get warm.  
If it snows there, We want pictures!! I built a huge snowman today,, every since, He has been beating the door down wanting inside 
The highways are so slick, The police refuse to pull you over for going close to 100 mph. They won't get out of their cars to give ya a ticket. Seriously, it is bad. I saw 1 semi and 3 cars off in the ditch on my way home from work last night. |
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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I had to bring my brass monkey in the house, just to be on the safe side. explain how cold it is to you 
     <-- they have all been out in the cold too long!
It's so cold, my fish have ice skates. 
Put them in the freezer.. Its warmer!! But dahum... fish sickles are nasty |
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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A balmy 20 degrees here. Just a jacket and a hat to stay warm. But it is snowing so hard there, such a whiteout in your picture.. really hard to get a good look at you.. sure looks colder!
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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It's -13 right now in Bozeman, supposed to drop to -20 by morning. Pretty much normal for us, doesn't even feel that bad anymore. All of you guys in the southern states though, I feel for ya! It just aint right. What we need here is some good old fashioned cow farts to warm this planet up a bit! 
And here the government tries so hard to scare us about global warming!! I am so scared!!!! 
It looks more like global freezing to me. |
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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It was so cold . . . the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence! Finally... Someone with a sense of humor! Even if it is so cold outside, we can still have a warm laugh in here! Its so cold.. I turned the radio on in my car and it was dragging like an 8 track player. |
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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minus double digits here for the next couple of nights, hi of 5 above tomorrow.
But I moved here from South Dakota, so this is a heat wave 
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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George the llama is pissed -20+ windchill...and I'm from San Diego brrrrrrrrrr!
Enjoying Kansas??
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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I let my dog out to go potty, when she was done I had to break the ice to get her back inside, first yellow ice sickle I have ever seen.
It just don't feel right to weigh 180 and wear 40 pounds of cloths to walk 70 feet to the car. |
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Topic:
It's so cold ??
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I had to bring my brass monkey in the house, just to be on the safe side.
explain how cold it is to you
<-- they have all been out in the cold too long!
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Topic:
Judging Character
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I would also have to say B. if I had to pick one of these three.. why? because this person actually does physical and mental harm to another person. this is worse than just cheating. My second choice would be.. A gal that I find adorable, smart and funny that won't give me the time of day  ...
There's mental harm involved in cheating, and there's physical harm if he/she brings home an STD. Don't be so crab..by
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Topic:
Judging Character
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I would also have to say B. if I had to pick one of these three.. why? because this person actually does physical and mental harm to another person. this is worse than just cheating.
My second choice would be.. A gal that I find adorable, smart and funny that won't give me the time of day ...
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Heck, I live alone, but I will still show you the divorce papers if ya want!! 
Should I snail mail it, fax, digital or just bring them along on a first date??
I can also bring the papers that I am current on my shots 
Stop laughing, I'm serious
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Topic:
Language barriers
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Not if they need a green card!!
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Edited by
Moblodite
on
Wed 01/06/10 09:41 AM
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Heck, I live alone, but I will still show you the divorce papers if ya want!!
Should I snail mail it, fax, digital or just bring them along on a first date??
I can also bring the papers that I am current on my shots
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Because some people (NOT just women) can't live without the drama and contention.
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I use to work with a guy that lived with his Ex wife and her new husband, I guess different strokes for different folks,
Theres just no way I could do it, |
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