Is this a trick question?

Someone adopted Madonna? Why?

A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.

With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....

Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.

What do you mean, Wal-Mart doesn't have a drive-thru? Next you're going to tell me there's no indoor parking, either.

I've been to Witchita. How would anyone know if part or all of it were destroyed?

I have no doubt but that the misery of the lower classes will be found to abate whenever the Government assumes a freer aspect and the laws favor a subdivision of Property.
James Madison


I should not regret a fair and full trial of the entire abolition of capital punishment.
James Madison

In no instance have... the churches been guardians of the liberties of the people.
James Madison

It is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad.
James Madison

There is no maxim, in my opinion, which is more liable to be misapplied, and which, therefore, more needs elucidation, than the current one, that the interest of the majority is the political standard of right and wrong.
James Madison

Let's call a spade a shovel. It makes some of us feel good to torture and abuse those we believe transgressed upon us. It isn't justice or deterrence or a method for extracting actionable intelligence. It's cathardic. We like kicking the crap out of others and if we feel that the kicking is due them, all the better, but not entirely necessary to the *ss-whooping.

I would have less trouble with it if we admitted that we want to, instead of claiming we need to.

As far as I'm concerned, you can stick it up your, oh wait, that's using as indicated. Hmmmm!

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Sounds like your typical "family-values" Palin supporter to me. He is a tribute to the quality of intellect and good taste of TN women. Aftert all, it is the Volunteer state.

If we will all pull out our Constitutional hymnals and turn to Articel 4 - Section 1 (sentence 1).

All states already recognize same gender marriage as legal and binding, whether or not they choose to perform them in that state. So long as one or more states issue licenses and perform civil, recorded ceremonies, Texas, California and your state has no choice but to recognize those marriages as leagal and binding on all parties, inculding parents, children, insurers an employers."\

"Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State"

Unless there is an Amendment to the US Constitution to change this to "the judicial proceeding other then marriages between gays and public records not involving Queers & Dykes", case closed.

The war on obesity was declared too.

Can we please declare victory and exchange prisoners. I want my 31" waist back.

Got to give props to the OP. Posting one's mug-shot certainly puts all potential matches on notice as to who and what they are matching with. One needs stones as big as coconuts to do that, Props, Brother!

I guess the Justice Department is pissed that US corporations are bribing foreign officials instead of US officials, They determined that all bribary should start at home. It's the patriotic duty of these corporations. If they keep going foreign, we will have to have a corrupt US official bailout.

To kill people and break things or in technical terms, "to blow sh^t up!"

Our forthcoming attack on Saudi Arabia, where 16 of the 19 came from, of course

"One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009


"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009


"In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
"I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here 'buddy.' That means friend." --George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Jan. 8, 2009

"So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression." --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Dec. 18, 2008

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"I didn't grow up in the ocean -- as a matter of fact -- near the ocean -- I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2008

Cyproterone and Medroxyprogesterone seem to do the job nicely, short of chemical or surgical casteration.