vanilla ice ice ice baby

I did end up liking the whole cd though

I prefer my bubble bathes to be candle lit especially with a good aroma...

Also sitting in the dark listening to the music...

And if nothing else works, theres always pot and or a mixture of that and the other 2 possibly all 3

... I had a long post writen out but accidentaly clicked the ad above, so heres a short version

I used to chat frequently on yahoo. apperently I have slept with every female I talked to there or so they've claimed. My count is 5(since 1999)

So I have a reputation as a slut... to the point someone I thought was my buddy, told a chick I was dating that I had ****ed everyone in the chatroom. I still have issues with that...

Reading that I was thinking child molester too

For others to see your beauty first you must see it. Confidence goes alot further then anything else, this applys to both men and women.

Love is following her around, calling in the middle of the night not saying a word, worshipping the pictures she doesnt know you took because she doesnt know who you are.

Its hard not to talk about my ex almost any story about me in the last 5 years involves her being there and the fact that I live with her.

And as far as comparing goes, I find its the women that start comparing themselves to the ex not me. Id prefer someone completely different, then a relationship might actually last...

You make it sound like jails a bad thing

I wasnt allowed to play with dolls as a kid so I took an empty 2 litter bottle of Dr Pepper and made it my baby

Mars bars... now known as Snickers with almonds

I used to have a 2000 Jeep Wrangler Sahara edition...

10mpg...

The smell

First thing I know I remember...

I recieve a phone call from my father, who I havent seen or talked to in a long time. Im 4 years old, hes telling me he cant wait to come see me at my 5th birthday party... He never showed up


I have other earlier memories but at this time I no longer know if they are real memories or if I only remember them from stories told about me when I was younger.

I still hear it

lol Here ya go whisper, I used to have Playboy and Maxim in the bathroom... purely for the reading though

I wanted to be a bank robber when I grew up. Im not that right now I have thought about it but start up money for what Id like to do is just way too much.... yes Ive thought about it

What I was just doing a few weeks ago, driving a truck, I did feel good about like it was a calling... but got shut down because I fainted a year ago... lmao

I have one other calling, another thing Im really good at... its not legal either though lol

Going to Red Bud

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You said youd never talk about that again

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there
is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing your best
friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer
together. Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too?
If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your
friends without you. If your still not sure then just perform oral sex
on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.


Q: My husband continually askes me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and give a great glow to your
skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform
oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The next
best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook
him a nice meal.


Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The
man is a nunger and needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night
out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a
more peacefull and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your
relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (its great
time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he
is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he
returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him.
Then cook him a nice meal.


Q: My husband doesnt know hwere my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess
with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may
wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your
husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral
sex on him and cook him in a delicious meal.


Q: My husban is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bda person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for
foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as
you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop
being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral
sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.


Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
without giving me one.

A: Im not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps youve forgotten to
cook him a nice meal.