Howdy, Im not from SC thought Id say hi though.

just made me laugh my ass off

makes doing laundry seem sexy

Get totaly drunk, wont have too many more chances. Weekend after this
Ill be in a semi again

pretty in pink

Neil Young - Keep on Rockin in the Free World

You look like a rocker in your pic anyway... btw dont feel so bad I get
the mens hair comments too, and usually before they say it they feel the
need to mention "Im not gay, but"

LMAO that was great

Its quite screwed up if the family actually did do it. I would like to
know why they felt the need to mention the man of the house was black,
and his wife and the girl were white. That really has no importance in
the case or the story.

A man is jogging down the beach one day and sees a woman with no arms
and no legs crying. He goes over and asks her whats wrong. "Ive never
been hugged" she replies. The man hugs her and continues jogging down
the beach.

The next day the man is jogging down the beach he sees the woman crying
again. He goes over and asks her whats wrong. "Ive never been kissed"
she replies. He figures what the hell and gives her a kiss then
continues jogging.

The third day hes out jogging on the beach, there she is again crying.
So again he goes over and asks her whats wrong. "Well Im a little bit
embarassed to say this but Ive never been screwed" The man thinks long
and hard about this and finally he picks her up and throws her in the
ocean. Before he takes off jogging he yells out to her "There now your
screwed"

LMAO

Hey now Im a man and I can hit the bowl consistently ;) :P

lmao

I had to use the computer to make signs at work once, boss told me it
was broken so I had to hand write the rest of the signs like she did.
Figured Id turn it on and see what the problem was... that was the
problem it had been turned off

lmao... mine was $75 I couldnt argue too much though cop pulled me over
for passing him and proceeding to go 75 mph in a 55, he only gave me the
no seat belt ticket. I will say since then Ive managed to take the 2
seconds it takes to save that money next time.

lmao... that was good