A man is jogging down the beach one day and sees a woman with no arms
and no legs crying. He goes over and asks her whats wrong. "Ive never
been hugged" she replies. The man hugs her and continues jogging down
the beach.

The next day the man is jogging down the beach he sees the woman crying
again. He goes over and asks her whats wrong. "Ive never been kissed"
she replies. He figures what the hell and gives her a kiss then
continues jogging.

The third day hes out jogging on the beach, there she is again crying.
So again he goes over and asks her whats wrong. "Well Im a little bit
embarassed to say this but Ive never been screwed" The man thinks long
and hard about this and finally he picks her up and throws her in the
ocean. Before he takes off jogging he yells out to her "There now your
screwed"