is a handfull or two rather

spontaneous

LMAO

and as for what the boy learned...

Little Johny raised his hand next. "I just want one thing, a dog"

The teacher asked "How will that make you happy in life"

Little Johny replied "That way Ill always have one faithfull b*tch"

LMFAO

guilty of number 4 and 6 look out buttons

Lmao @ the thought of trying it oral

Thats just wrong... lmao

Happy Birthday Thndrghost

And LMFAO @ Johny Deep

*Wonders whats on your mind

When I was 6 or 7 I always dreamed Id grow up to be a bank robber and
murderer, along with being a marine and police officer.

As of right now Im restricted in possible jobs. It seems I can only get
one driving a truck, if that fails I will be forced to realize my child
hood dream.

Damn looks like Im gonna have to trade in my scar for a tat

LMAO

I find myself picturing it as an AD&D commercial, after thats done a
voice over says "yep hes one of ours"

How do I sign up for the minor leagues, I think juggling p*ssy might be
fun

Why I got to be the piece of ass?

I think Lady hit the nail on the head.

For the people that may not think sex should be included.

My ex girlfriend and I are really close friends. We had a discussion
not to long ago, things arent going good in her current relationship.

She told me all her relationships have been the same way. The first
four months its all about her and getting her off. After that guys get
lazy, its all about them.

I think sex has a bigger impact then most guys think.

Ive learned my lesson, so whos ready to give me a test ride? lol/jk
God, I crack myself up

I hear ya, your post on Tiger Woods. I was confused didnt realize 73
and the 71 were just the scores from the last day. So I went to check
it out and two pop ups come up, which suprised the hell out of me
considering the site was usa todays.


When Im on my laptop though I dont have this problem. Lucky me I have
Vista... lmao When I first got it and went online not only did I get no
pop ups I mostly also got nothing. Had to turn my body guard off
(Account User Control), would ask me twice each time I wanted to do
something then after saying yes each time would get a message Windows
has blocked blah blah blah...

dunno where I was going with that, maybe its better to have a few pop
ups then absolutly nothing at all lol

Depends on how tight the money is, the level of involvement with the
person and what the purchase is.

Married or just living together, barely making the bills and something
thats not needed and expensive probably will have an impact. Although
everyone needs to be treated or needs to treat themselves occasionally.
If not that can lead to problems as well.

How did we end up looking for dates online?

For me it, my online dating career if it can be called that, started at
the first forum site I joined. It wasnt purposely done. I got along
really well with someone and we decided to meet and from there date.
Then I moved on to chat rooms to pass a little time each day and boom
same thing again and again.


Ive joined a few dating sites, but never really did anything with that.
This is the only one Ive participated in in any way shape or form. And
even here Im not looking persay for a girlfriend online, if it happens
it happens if not no big deal. Im here to put a smile on my face, and
hopefully the face of others as well

I came here cause I was told there would be free pie and chips

I only know how to say hi nice to meet you = me verga es muy pequeno























lmao

has an all knowing snake

Everybody needs a little time away