90% scammers. Proceed with caution!

Skydiving.

LOL

Awesome! Keep up the great work!

Hi Sassy Euro. I bet you are just beautiful.

WAAAAZZZUUUPPPP?!?!?! True love? That's easy to find. Just get a dog. Unconditional love right there.

Does it really matter? After all, body weight is not the know all, tell all. BMI is also a piece of crap. Factor in height and body fat percentage and now you're talking.

And some are fake profiles looking to scam people out of money.

I've seen a few mannequins. A cardboard cutout here and there. I even saw one blow up doll!

When I was younger, I knew there had to be a better way. So ever since I was young, I invented, and began to celebrate, Festivus! It's a Festivus for the rest of us!

I'm becoming accustomed to the antics here really fast!

Luck? Gonna need a horseshoe, a rabbit's foot, a four leaf clover, a dollar and a dream!

I had a dream the other night that a hamburger was eating me!

Wow just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder.

Wanna know the secret? Stop looking. Yup, let it come to you. Because you'll just stress yourself out continually looking for "the one". It's too much pressure to put on yourself. I was married once, and although it ended in disaster, I was happy for a great many number of years. How did I meet her? Simply by chance. Wasn't even looking.

Ok that's only half. The other half of the secret is to be prepared to be alone. Yes, you heard correctly. Nevermind that old saying "looking for my other half" or "somebody to complete me". You ARE complete already. You're just looking for somebody to share your life with. And if you can be content with not being in a relationship for the rest of your life or never getting married, everything will be great. The world is full of crappy people so lower your expectations but if you find that "one" that can manage to make your heart skip a beat, well you're one of the lucky ones.

Ok, secret is out!

I want a girl from Venus. After all, it's the second closest planet to the sun so she'd have to be really "hot", right? Imagine going to a party with her and introducing her. Hey, this is my girlfriend, Zebula, from the planet Venus! Party on Wayne!

Hulk. Smash.

Are you looking for males? I used to be a hand model several years ago until my hand got burned on an iron.

You can't make this stuff up.

I think as we get older, we get more and more scarred from broken/toxic relationships. People cheat, lie and do crazy things. And this causes most adults to be overly-cautious and cynical. It's a cruel world out there.