funk, jazz, and avant-garde

you can't have your cake and eat it too. so clearly pie is better!

the problem with michael moore is that people don't listen to him from
where he comes from. too many people try to view his movies from an
"intellectual" standpoint. watch his first movie, "roger and me" and you
will see that he comes from a blue collar background, and his movies are
geared toward that audience. his work should be taken with a grain of
salt, but he should be applauded for his desire to get an audience that
isn't necessarily all that concerned about global issues involved in
socio-political debate.

lol i have issues with nobody. i love everyone, and love to harass
everyone. that said, i would rather fall off a cliff onto many pointy
rocks where i would bleed to death while small flesh eating critters
picked my bones dry than eat meat.

mckeachie, not heatherrae

i would rather marinade my testicles in stricknine and eat them covered
in a light razor blade sauce than date you. :p

one solution would be to integrate our educational system, and focus
more on life skills. reading the classics and learning to graph a
quadratic equation are all fine and dandy, but our educational system
teaches these skills merely for the sake of teaching them, and they are
presented as separate subjects. all of life and all of knowledge is
interconnected, and the more widely information is distributed, the more
that is obvious. as for life skills, i'm not entirely sure how valuable
calculating projectile trajectory is when millions of college students
can't balance a check book, manage credit card debt, or have the
forethought to open an IRA at an early age. let's start with education
reform. then, let's require gainfully employed persons to open an IRA.
Perhaps social security checks should then be deposited in said IRA.
what's important is that we put partisan politics behind us, and find
solutions that are based on the problem at hand instead of on some
ass-clown's feelings about abortion.

*they've

don't turn this into "left" versus "right." people on every side are a
bunch of greedy mother****ers, and the real problem with our government
is that people are obsessed with "liberal" or "conservative"
affiliations. with politicians who are too concerned with whose ass
they're kissing, they all forget that once they wipe the **** off their
faces, they aren't any closer to solving any problems, because they're
effectively destroyed any headway they made by causing new problems.
here's a ****ing novel idea; stop blaming each other and arguing about
who is right, and realize that ultimately it doesn't matter who is right
-- just fix the ****ing problem.

when bambi's mother gets shot. and when carla and danny say their vows
in "the other sister"

at this very moment, "unsingable name" by mike doughty

i like kitties better...

to ashleigh

i think you're mighty special. hopefully i'll have the balls to tell you
that next time i see you. and hopefully you won't run away.

if you've read any of my other posts in this forum, you'll know i tell
everyone to try a church. it's worth a shot. the worst that will happen
is you'll be in the same position you are now.

your other option of course is to sell your body...

try talking to your town recreation department, or the school
administration. if you can find some kind of supervised activity for
your children through one of those avenues, that could give you some
regular "me" time. you might also see if there is some kind of single
parents' group nearby, a place where there are people going through the
same thing you are. they will be understanding, and probably willing to
help out, as long as you yourself are also willing. "it takes an entire
village to raise a child." that means even more than just you and your
family.

as far as your emotional issues, i would really encourage you to go back
to counseling. maybe that could be part of your "me" time.


if all else fails, drop the kids off in philly; i love kids!

*slowly crawls out the door, dragging the last of his keg of guinness
with him* i'm gonna go harass sober people for a while!!

*makes TT a rather generous martini to make up for the poor service and
rolls im a bottle of bourbon cuz he's too drunk to stand*

i have the bourbon! and the scotch!

i drink beer cuz it is good
i drink beer because i should
if there was a song to sing
i sing it and beer you bring
i drink beer when i am sad
cuz the beer it makes me glad
now there's nothing left to say
so let's go drink beer

beer is good
beer is good
beer is good
and stuff

when it's warm it tastes real crappy
but cold beer will make me happy
when i throw up on the floor
i can go and drink some more
they say beer will make me dumb
it are go good with pizza
now that we have drunk some beer
let's go drive a car

beer is good
beer is good
beer is good
and stuff




*disclaimer: i did not write this song, and the line about driving is
clearly facetious if you hear the actual song.

that depends what you want...