67.... but I still wanna know why someone didn't tell me how much getting this old ....HURTS

I live in a small town in the middle of the desert.. closest large city is 80 miles away.
Tho' I have been on a couple of date sites, I have never have met up with a woman from either of the sites. So geography can be a problem for dating.
I'm not so ugly as to make you sick.. I hope.. smile.. and very tall but I have put up pix on both sites... nothing I try seems to work. I have never dated "younger women" I have always seened to be attracted to women my age, or slightly older... and at 66 yrs old it is harder to find women my age... lol... they're all married, or in the old folks home... sorry, I had to toss that last one into the mix
There is an answer to the problems I have... I mean besides staying single... but what ever the problem is, I haven't found it. ???

Due to the colder weather recently ... I saw something I had never seen before... As I drove by the courthouse, I noticed a group of attorney's outside, waiting for court to start. It was so cold that morning... the lawyers were having to put their hands in their OWN pockets

There is so much redundancy... but my faves are the oximoron type
Open trench
Criminal attorney
Jumbo shrimp
yada yada.... lol

There is only one blonde joke..... the rest are true