"The Last Dragon"

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Chucky Cheese's is a good one

My favorite place to take a date is an amusement park. But, if I'm not feeling it I will take her to city hall and tell her I am tired of being alone and want to be with her forever; that usually works.

This is for the rest of you who didn't get the 'Amen' e-mail.


http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor67.htm

Ditto...can anyone help me out.

Horny!

I want to thank you all for your sincere attitude toward the Armed Forces. I was in the military for six and a half years (SF hua!) but was burned by an RPG and was let out on a medical. I would have been proud, even happy, to have died for my country. I know everone that posted here would do the same. I am sad that there are not more people like like you guys. We were made fun of, had sh*t thrown at us, and a whole lot worse.

The other day John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq"

So I wrote him a letter:

I am a Sergeant in the United States Air Force. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not unique among the enlisted troops. Many of my enlisted colleagues include lawyers, teachers, mechanics, engineers, musicians and artists just to name a few. You say that your comments were directed towards the President and not us. If we were stupid Senator Kerry, we might have believed you.

I am not a victim of President Bush. I proudly serve him because he is my Commander and Chief. If it was you who was President, I would serve you just as faithfully. I serve America Senator Kerry, and I am also providing a service to the good people of Iraq. I have not terrorized them in the middle of the night, raped them or murdered them as you have accused me of before. I am doing my part to help them rebuild. My role is a simple one, but important. You see Senator Kerry, like it or not, we came here and removed a tyrant (who terrorized Iraqis in the middle of the night, and raped them and murdered them). And we have a responsibility to see to it that another one doesn't take his place. The people of Iraq are recovering from an abusive relationship with a terrible government and it's going to take some time to help them recover from that. We can't treat this conflict like a microwave dinner and throw a temper tantrum because we feel like it's taking too long.

Senator Kerry, you don't have to agree with this war. You don't have to say nice things about those of us who choose to make sacrifices for the rights of every American rather than sit back and simply feel entitled to it. But please Senator Kerry, if you're going to call me a stupid murdering rapist, stick by what you say. Don't tell me that I misunderstood or that you would never insult a veteran because you're one too. Having been there and done that does not give you a free pass to insult me.

My suggestion for you, Senator Kerry, is to remember that your speeches are recorded, and broadcast to us simpletons over here. You may want to write down what you want to say before you say it, maybe have somebody look at it before you say it and tell you what others might hear. Remember that we can't read your mind, if there are any misinterpretations in what you say, it's because you didn't communicate clearly.

Good luck to you Senator Kerry, if nothing else it's always entertaining to watch you try and climb out of the holes that you constantly dig for yourself.

Sincerely,
Somebody who is watching his son grow up in photographs so that you can have the right to say whatever you want about him.

That would be funny.
I posted the link the other day for "Observe and Report". But, just in case you haven't seen it, here it is:

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/observe-and-report/red-band-trailer

K, that was hilarious too.

Here's one more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0

My son's first and middle is Landon Tyler

That was good.


Here's another good one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivjybzdXVmI

Going to see Hollywood Undead in North FL this April

New Jersey devils all the way! When I lived in Macon GA I used to go watch a fantastic minor league team named the Whoopies. They were the'Macon Whoopie'