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Thu 03/19/09 02:49 PM
Money = Security...the more money you make the more you can save for the future, and the earlier you can retire.

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Thu 03/19/09 02:39 PM
Me so horny

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Thu 03/19/09 02:39 PM
"If I advance, FOLLOW me! If I retreat, kill me! If I die, avenge me." -Kinda out of order

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Thu 03/19/09 01:37 PM
Marcus Welby, M.D., Ben Casey, St. Elsewhere, Chicago Hope

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Thu 03/19/09 01:32 PM
She hits her head on the ceiling when were on top............oh wait that's not the question. Okay, the bottom.

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Thu 03/19/09 01:26 PM
Well Melody, I bet you can't figure mine out.

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Thu 03/19/09 01:24 PM
"Take me home Tonight", by Eddie Money; to my future ex-wife Eva Mendes

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Thu 03/19/09 01:17 PM
Yea. It was while I was in the military. We both got reprimanded by our Commander for showing up to work with black eyes and busted lips

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Thu 03/19/09 01:15 PM
Are you offering?

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Thu 03/19/09 01:08 PM
I fought my best friend over one. We both ended up in the hospital. A week later she was old news and we were still friends.

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Thu 03/19/09 01:05 PM
Veni, Vidi, Vici

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Thu 03/19/09 01:05 PM
Ready, aim, fire

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Thu 03/19/09 01:03 PM
"Knockin on Heavens Door", Bob Dylan

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Thu 03/19/09 12:59 PM
Role playing

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Thu 03/19/09 12:57 PM
Tell them you meant you love being with them. And, how dare they think you are in love with them

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Thu 03/19/09 12:17 PM
The line thats always worked the best for me: "You'll do"

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Thu 03/19/09 12:15 PM
One person tops them all; Dane Cook. I can be depressed one minute and laughing my a** off the next

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Thu 03/19/09 12:03 PM
When I was in the military I went to a karaoke bar in Seoul, Korea and evidently The Eagles are God over there. The first five people sang "Hotel California"; each one worse than the previous. Me and my two buddies got a little tired of hearing that song so we requested to sing one. The DJ didn't have the one we wanted which was "Slob on my Knob" by Three 6 Mafia but did download it for us. He really didn't speak English well so I imagine he really didn't know what he was letting us do. We were half lit and just wanted to have a little fun. We got up there, sang it, and had a blast. After we were done we got puzzled blank stares from about 70 people in the bar. When we went back the next week there was no more Eagles. Everyone was singing Three 6 Mafia. You have never seen anything more hilarious than a Korean trying to sing "I Ride Spinners" or "Tongue Ring"

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Thu 03/19/09 11:24 AM
Mention beaver to a puppy and they gush with happiness and joy. Mention beaver to an adult dog and they’ll regale you with stories of mischief and mayhem. Mention beaver to a canine in his teens and he just giggles.

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Thu 03/19/09 11:06 AM
Diesel or Very Sexy. Dolce is a good one too.