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buahahahaha.
i have not been mentioned in this post. to the bat cave! |
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Topic:
it's been three days,
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and i've had twelve perverts,
two nice guys, and one hundred thirty-five profile views. i think i should stop this website. |
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Topic:
it's like sex, only better.
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fivespeedrt, this is for you:
and iiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. i wish they had a screaming smiley. 'cause it'd be perfect. *continues singing theme to 'bodyguard.'* |
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Topic:
it's like sex, only better.
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popsicles.
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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lmao.
for three years, my best friend would say 'chicken' in the middle of a conversation. and act like she didn't. and i thought i was freaking crazy. |
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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do you know the mushroom man,
the mushroom man, the mushroom man. do you know the mushroom man, he lives on crackpot lane. |
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Topic:
lesbian chatrooms.
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haha.
i don't think before i speak. i was with my friend kevin, and somehow we got on the topic of him getting fake breasts. and i go 'you want big boobs? i'll show you big boobs!' i meant to say 'give you.' but it was wayyy too late. |
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Topic:
lesbian chatrooms.
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have you ever known a guy that would think that far ahead?
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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that was supposed to be the b-word.
someone might think it was something else. |
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Topic:
lesbian chatrooms.
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it's funny because this topic has gotten like,
thirty hits. but no one is saying anything. they probably think this is actually a lesbian chatroom. so all the guys flock to watch the lesbians. |
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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haha.
it's fine. it's not always me. i'm just *****ing for the sake of *****ing. |
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Topic:
lesbian chatrooms.
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no i'm talking about guys that pretend they're lesbians to talk to other
guys who are pretending they're lesbians. |
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Topic:
lesbian chatrooms.
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isn't it?
lesbian lesbian lesbian. yuup. |
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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but it's always only me.
it's always only me who gets thrown into fountains. it's always only me who is pushed in front of a friend's car. haha. they're just jealous 'cause i'm uber-short. |
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Topic:
lesbian chatrooms.
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okay, i was just thinking about it,
lesbian chatrooms are all male. i used to date a guy who liked going into the lesbian chatroom and pretending to be a lesbian so he could hook a hot lesbian chick. and then i realized: how many guys do that? how many guys think they're talking to some hot lesbian when really they're just talking to another guy who thinks he's a hot lesbian. and then it's just gay. haha. i said lesbian a lot. |
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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uh,
ones where my friends really like torturing me. |
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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she knocked it over,
and neon's poisonous. |
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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aww man.
i'm still pulling astro-turf out of my pants. i was literally dragged the length of a football field today. |
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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oh yeah.
my cat tried to poison us all with a neon light. |
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Topic:
hey kids. let's jam.
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i couldn't even think about that.
after all, there is a cat in my lap. moving would mean a clawed thigh. |
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