i can't...
i'm afraid.

the bible does state events where Jesus gets angry at those doing wrong.
i mean, since this thing started,
little things have been going wrong.

look, i really need some help.
please?

and i know God is trying to get me to come back.
i know He's angry...

i hate casting crowns.

so, since august first, two thousand six, my life has been amazing.
it was the day i gave my life to Christ,
by literally setting down a small piece of a chain at the foot of a
cross.
and i was happy.
i had great friends, i felt free.
nothing could stop me.
that is, until i met my boyfriend of about a month.
i had everything but a man in my life,
and i was dying for companionship.
when he asked me out,
i was happy.
but he wanted sex,
and a lot of it.
and i decided to give it to him.
and i became his sex slave.
i mean, it's thrilling...
but, suddenly, i'm not who i was.
i refuse to go to church.
i skip through worship songs.
i have conversations no longer than thirty seconds with christian
friends.
and, i miss my old life.
but i have no idea how to set myself free...

nah.
just carrots.

carrot jelly belly...
ew.

i want jelly bellies...

nuh uh!
well, eventually.
i wouldn't have been able to eat.
and, therefore, starve.
but i wasn't going to die any time soon.

okay, not really.
but it would've been funny.

in my sister's cereal bowl.

that was actually how i dislodged the carrot.

sneezing.

I WASN'T CHOKING!
i could breathe...
air could get in and out...
it was just stuck.
it hurt.
a lot.

yeah,
but the same thing happened to my friend a while back.
see,
i have this thing for soup...
i love cooking it.
who wants some?

nope...
i wasn't choking.

so i was just eating soup, right?
and as i swallowed some of the broth,
a carrot went down with it.
well,
the carrot got stuck in the tube leading to my lungs,
past my epiglottis.
i was just drinking juice,
trying to fill my lungs with liquid for half an hour trying to dislodge
it.
i'm telling you,
carrots are evil.

haha...
eharmony basically told me that i was unmatchable and that no desperate
loser willing to pay money for that crap is willing to date me.

i totally steer clear of her.
i don't call her, i don't talk to her.
no one does.
she just refuses to let go of SOPHMORE YEAR.