Okay, let's get this out of the way, I'm no George Clooney but I'm not Manuel Noriega and his pineapple face either...Lol. I'm your better than average looking, ok, cute, middle-aged man period. Now, I know that some of you "model types" will violently vomit in your mouth upon seeing my manly physique, however, I am not looking for "model types". I am seeking that woman who's beautiful and she knows it, who's intelligent, who can dress up or down depending upon the occasion, etc. I'm athletic in that I enjoy going to gyms and hardcore competitions. I mean, just last summer, I placed second in a watermelon eating contest in Missouri. How's that for athletic ability? Now, I know what you're thinking, "this guy could really put off some good genes and our children would be phenomenal." That's true but, really, aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? I like your thoughts though. I used to run 5k races until my hips and knees gave out due to old football injuries so now I'm limited to the cross trainer at the gym and that means I'll never again have that six-pack you women seem to crave. Oh well, I have a lot of money invested in this slight belly and, if there's one thing I can appreciate, it's a good investment. I'm also well-rounded (no jokes here as I left myself open) in golf, archery, tennis, swimming, bowling, horseshoes, camping, chess, history, marketing, billiards, water skiing and many other hobbies.