Written on 04/22/2010
he is amazing and you can never forget a man like him. he makes it hard for men to even try to meet up to the standard he puts out for guys. I truly love him and am soo happy he is in my life and I hope he stays right there the whole time...*jumps on joshy and slams him to teh ground* ohhh by the way how is big red?
Written on 12/27/2009
It is my job to pop testimonial cherries and then leave a man hanging, wanting more...
Written on 10/24/2009
Ok. So, once you get to Afghanistan, go 3 doors down from the 10th corner market, knock on the 2nd door after the 7th right, enter, climb 2232 stairs down into the basement, run 1887 miles down the hall, 4th to your left, then go up 13 flights of stairs, knock on the 1st door. An old man will open it. Shoot him square between the eyes, love, cause you will be face-to-face with the Osama.
Have fun!
Written on 10/18/2009
I miss you I miss you I miss you!!!!
Written on 10/18/2009
You are the sweetest guy on Earth.
Written on 10/04/2009
He is one of my best friends I adore him and will hunt down anyone who trys to hurt him! I have some awesome zombie killing ninja skills. I am so much better for having him in my life he makes me smile every day! I dont think i can imagine my life without him
Written on 10/01/2009
So I am moving the last of my things when I decided to shut the security gate on my fingers, crushing both the index and middle finger on my left hand.
so now I play with 8 fingers.
Don't laugh.
I really needed that hug...
Written on 09/23/2009
You are the sweetest, most wonderful young man I have had the honor of knowing!
May you be finding peace and good fortune where ever the hell it is you are right now!
Written on 09/19/2009
I saw you peeking at me!
LOL
Peeping Tom!
Written on 08/13/2009
Ya know, you pop one guy's testimonial cherry and then they never testi you back.
Then all their buddies hear about it and they want you to pop their testimonial cherries...
and so on....
Come snipe my cat. His a$$ is on fire so bad he is singing my nose with every fart.
No more f*cking Fancy Feast for that furry tard.