HI Ladies ... Some important findings..... A recent scientific study has shown that women find different male appearances more attractive, depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, while ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However, whilst menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol & set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye, and a cricket bat shoved up his ***..... Do you agree with these findings? Answers on a post card please.
I'm a very happy go lucky person with a upbeat personality looking to bring some sunshine into the right woman's life. I Love having conversations which eclipse the need for small talk and chatting to people who try to be positive whenever possible. If you're into the Law of Attraction that would be cool.
If I don't respond straight away please bare with me, Life gets hectic at times with work and coparenting a daughter who is a teenager going on 21.
Warning: I' get really bored with the many "I've never had a black man" "How big is it?? /" type messages I receive. I don't know weather such women want a standing ovation or a cookie... either way I'd prefer to fulfill more than just your physical fantasies so please be original to get my attention. Pssst... Showing that you've read my profile will thrust you forward in my estimation, as some never do.
Then we can take over the world with a cunning evil plan *Adds evil laugh to give more suspense*
I guess my ideal woman would be OPEN HONEST, TRUTHFUL & LOYAL, (Can’t stress this enough) romantic, easy going, kind, have a fun sense of humour, ambitious, non-judgemental, openminded, Loves to have fun, has integrity, enjoys deep conversations, happy go lucky, (like me) with a spiritual side to them.(No Devil Worshipers *wags finger*)
Pics of you with a dog anywhere near face i.e kiss/licking your face is a massive turn off. *Wags finger again in protest*
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