Okay. The truth is, I can't do it any more, I cant just go around having flings. Quite frankly its boring and I'm settling down. I’ve been unfairly branded a b*stard, mainly by myself and possibly a bit of a ladies man, mainly..by myself also.
But now I'd really just like a nice girlfriend, who likes dancing like a in front of me, watching movies on the couch, playing with my hair, giving me a stupid names and also repeatedly drags me into the bedroom till I get annoyed by it.
If you are in fact any of those things, you are allowed to get in touch WITH me, not touch me, get in touch with me.