I'm not looking for anything real serious, per se! if someone "surprises me & there's a mutual desire to move to a more secure relationship: I won't back away, for sure! If you are more or less only interested in having fun &\or a booty call, great too! I'm available 24 hrs a day! Just hmu for my address & come on down ur welcome, any hour!
Others more "hanging out, laughing & having a good time, desires: I'm fine with that, but, I WILL NOT EVER BE ON ANY WOMAN'S "FRIENDS ONLY" LIST or BYE BYE!? But again, that may or may not be what ya want & mite be a booty playtime only?!At 1st: later: with conditions?! Great! Ya will still bbe invited to the LAKE here!
Mainly looking to make friends. Moved here a lil while back, Coffee City doesn't have a lotta opportunities to meet people. Till "cupid" striks again, I'm seeking friends, FWB's even better,
but ...?!
If you're interested: HMU?! Always My 1st choice:. LATINA , tied @ 2nd:. Asians & Whites!I I live in Coffee City, @ LAKE PALESTINE. Lake is about 1.5 blks from my house!! Wanna come 2 a party, get wet in the lake, Talk: light, deep, intelligent or funny storiess? Party, I'm 420 & more, friendly,
In warm weather, I BAR B QUE w\ BEER, MUSIC, OUTDOORS, private location.! Your choice of drink if beer isn't your liking,. I WILL request sum 2STEPPIN w\ me?! 1 or 10?! lol
2 Stepping w\ me is a HUGE++!
"IF YOU ENT LAUGHING, YA DYING, TOO FAST! Life's too short to not be laughing, havin a great time! MY PROMISE TO YOU::
I'll always try my best to ASSURE you have a GREAT TIME, are SAFE, get ya belly full, laugh till ya drop or ur tummy hurts Maybe you even piss your pants!
THEN I will know you had\havin a great time! Just know, as a True Texas Gentleman, I couldn't with clear conscience let you sit there in pee pants! You'd have to come out of em & let me wash & dry em for ya! We'll find out what YOU wanna do till they are done! wink, wink. You'll be in some clothes I'd loan ya, so ya not sittin there naked or in ya B&P's! Unless u mite wanna come inside to play?! I'll take good care of ya while ya here, every way!!
My WORD OF HONOR! Don't give that out but on very serious things!
Why looky, got ya outta ya pants & didn't talk you out of em or try to get in em, did I? lmmfaooo HMU DARLIN'S!
BTW: I kno I talk like a hillbilly, & uneducated?! But I DO HAVE 2 BACHELORS DEGREES under my belt!
Major: Architecture Design, Minor: Computer Hardware, BOTH ARE ENGINEERING BA'S! IF that matters to you!?
Profession: Retired-Disabled Gen. Contractor & Master Cartpenter