**Disclaimer. If you start, You must read to the end) A little about me. Actually, I don't know why I am here. A friend made me do it. (I really only have one. ) I hate these things, but here goes. I am a gl half empty kind of guy. Not really down to earth and I have no real desire to better my self and have a poor atude and unrealistic expectations. I am emotionally and financially unstable. I hate sunrises, laughing, music, spending time with my friend and family. They are not very supportive of me anyway. I have never laughed at my self. Can't stand animals, especially dolphins, baby seals and puppies. I'm not honest, sincere, trustworthy or caring and have really low self esteem. I am NOT tired of all the games women play and can't wait to be hurt again. God I am so immature and unintelligent. I am looking for a woman who doesn't like the outdoors and who can't stand staying in to cuddle on the couch. Women who hate good food and shun stimulating conversation are a plus. (We will be eating hungry man frozen dinners most days and I will either ignore you or argue with most of what you say.) You must be afraid of trying new things. We won't start as friends and this will never grow into something meaningful and fulfilling. A woman who doesn't know how to take care of herself or me is exciting. If you don't know how to dress to impress me when I don't take you out dancing on the weekends, that's perfect. Remember, I've really just given up so I've pretty much reduced myself to wearing week old sweats around the house all day. I expect the same from you. If you don't enjoy cooking and really have no energy or imagination in the bedroom, Bonus! I probably won't be interested in you physically anyway. That's YUCKY! If you know that life is not a journey, and tomorrow will not be better than today, your my kind of woman. Oh yea, women who can't stand dolphins go to the top of my list. So, email me back if you think we would be a match. Or don't. And don't waste my time with a bunch of cute pics of your self doing exciting things with you're friends or pets. I probably won't get along with either of them. Bill P.S. I am kinda fond of sarcasm.