I hate limiting myself to a brief blurb. What if I can't be brief, or can't be described in a "blurb". This lady, without a doubt, protest too much, methinks. I adore random literary references, and am confident I'm better educated than you are in the "written word". (And No, Ayn Rand doesn't count). I abhor D ickens, Salinger, Conrad and anything else you were forced to read in High School (and only have a faint recollection of.) And yes, "Catcher in the Rye" definitely counts. I'm a fan of post colonial literature/ colonial literature (and, of course, they are two decidedly different things). I want someone who is "exciting". I say that, with the hope that someone knows what I mean when I cry "people just aren't exciting anymore". I have a voracious appee for anyone who can take me away from the hobgoblins of little minds. I'm a believer that "all the world's a stage". Oh, and I may be a tough pill to swallow. But fish tanks are pretty cool, aren't they?