Genuine,fit blue eyed boy seeks genuine, fit blue eyed girl (ok, your eye colour is optional) for dating. I'm a hard working fella with lots to give the right girl. I know your out there...come on...step up. FYI, if your profile just says 'hi' and your photo shows a California Beach Beauty contest winner, your probably a man called Viktor and living in Serbia/Moldovia/Russia/ and just trying to spam me. One more thing, if your in Africa/Peru/Billabong Springs but say your living just down the road from me. Don't bother wasting my time or yours. I've now given up trying to find anyone genuine on here. I'm just here to take the mickey outta peeps on the forums. No, I don't want to visit your website to see hot "pix" of you. No, I don't want to do naughty things to your wife while you film it. No, I'm not going to talk smutty with you or act like a s*x offender. I'm more sophisticated than that. Anyone who can explain the "I get like 300+ emails a day here but, I still can't find a nice man" syndrome, will win an all expenses paid trip to Rotherham (if you already live in Rotherham you should be really happy anyway)... no suggestions at all for this so far. I'm not on Fakebook, Twitter, Kok, Myegospace, Bimbo or any other ridiculously named media sites. I don't really want to be on here. If all or any part of this has made you smile, that's a good thing, so let me know. Don't stand there staring at me, it's damned rude and makes me nervous. No bible bashers. No insurance salesman. No politicians. No Jeremy Kyle fans.