Ok, so Redbook says 70% of women would date a guy with a good sense of humor, no matter what he looked like. This leads me to believe 70% of women lie to Redbook magazine, or I have only met 30% of the women who vote in Redbook polls. Important stuff you probably want to know: *First and foremost: I am not the best in the world at Grammar. Please don't take any gramatical errors as sings I am an idiot. I am a one woman man. I have no baggage. I have a job. And a path to make that job even better. I have not one but TWO (ohhhh ahhhh) cars. (But I am selling one. ) I'm not in debt. I don't have credit issues. I would like to have kids but not today (or 9 months from today) someday. I really need my lover to be my best friend first. (corney, but true. I have had it both ways and one way works, one way doesn't. Best friends work.) I am kindhearted and honest, and I expect the same from anybody I am in a relationship with. I don't tolerate spiteful or condesending people very well. Most of my profile isn't very serious, but I can be a very serious person. I will bring out the kid in you, but please understand I'm someone who can be serious. I'm a good listener, and I do not try to turn everything in life into joke. I'll make you smile as much as I can, but I will be your shoulder to cry on when that's what you need. Jokes make your face smile, love and support make your heart smile and I know how and when to do both. I have been on the radio, and I am a very funny, quit witted person. I'd love to do radio as a full time job, but there just isn't that much money in it. I did talk radio, not just "The time is 4:45 and this is the new song from..." type stuff. I enjoy teaching, and am currently an instructor... what do I teach? You'll have to ask! I need to get you to talk to me somehow... Two hints: 1. Not grammar. 2. I teach adults. I like: Holding your hand when we walk. Cold over heat. Walking in the woods in the summer. Hershey park, especially the zoo part. I like the beach and the boardwalk. I love Maine! I like aquariums and zoos Zombie Movies! Movies without zombies are good too! So I guess I should say I like movies, but especially zombie movies. I like walking the mall for the hell of it, people watching is great. I love spell checker. I dislike spelling. I like making people smile when they are down, and I like to make people around me happy. I like to throw a nerf football around now and again. If you can't throw, I'll teach you! My sense of humor ranges from sarcastic to silly. You probably know this if I messaged you, it was probably stupid, but hopefully in an oddly charming way. I am a sucker for pretty eyes and a nice smile. So if you are interested in me, but have a terrible smile, just paint one on like the Joker (effort goes a long way.) No games PLEASE. Everyone says it, I mean it. No games, no cheaters, no baggage, no exceptions, no kidding. My BS detector is well tuned, I promise. PS I am quirky.