I wouldn't want to bore you by explaining all the different ways I'm amazing, so I'll keep it simple and tell you some bad stuff about me instead.. Sometimes I overwork. I am too pionate. I stay up late for no reason other than I enjoy the possibilities that hide within the darkness. I have no patience with flakes, i've worked with way too many and met even more... Say what you mean and do what you say. I like wrong number phone sex, and short walks on the beach. I have the uncanny ability to memorize Monty Python. A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party, and when I came to, the world had taken itself back. I've been described as "disarmingly intelligent" but only by the voices inside my head. I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not. No one would ever call me politically correct. I listen to 80's hair metal bands and will kill the air guitar solo every time! I sometimes sing karaoke. I make 8 track mix tapes for my friends, but they never listen to them. I'm only astonishingly funny when you're not looking.