onewickedcarnie "Professional headbutts-$50"
38 year old man from Sioux City, Iowa      Looking for dating Last seen over a month ago
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About onewickedcarnie
I am probably one of the most random people out there. One moment I'll talk about politics, then randomly to if asexual organisms ever "be needin' sexual healin'" to texas not letting oklahoma hitting it on the on the way out. On a topic of discussion, I don't back down to make the other person feel "smart", if you look dumb when trying to get your point across then you should've had a stronger argument. I know a lot of people use this space (yes, this exact space and exact measurements on the screen from top to bottom and between the sides) to describe their ideal person, like they are dr. frankenlover or something, wanting to create their perfect guy/girl/tranny/nonny. I'll just use this to say the dislikes I got since I find the idea of listing a "perfect someone" a joke, because to find that ideal is boring once obtained and anyone else is seen as unworthy. Lets face it, its the sign of a pompous hole. I dislike the people that obsess over Twilight (twitards), those that have to blurb/myspace post/tweet/etc. about every single thing in their day, like its so important to let everyone know their dog contracted some weird mutant form of dog herpes (and I am so sure the dog wants its herpes to be known about, inconsiderate bastard). I also dislike the morons that finds that LOLCats crap funny. No, you can't haz cheezeburger, you can haz lobotomy. There's more but the hell with going on and on and on about it. Now for some likes. I like douchebags wearing popped collars since the collar works as a target marker as to who to peg with a blunt object. I like the stupidity of people, its a perpetual source of funny. Anyways, theres more but details details details blah blah blah.
Profession: Customer Service
Physical Appearance
Height
5' 11"
Body type
Average
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Lifestyle
Marital Status
Never married
Have Children?
No
Smokes?
Often
Religion
Non-religious
Want Children?
Undecided/open
Drinks?
No
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