I am looking for a platonic friend who wants to: - Attend platonic events (Cheap restaurants, sports games, non romantic movies, bike riding, or simply staying home and just relaxing are all good things) - Share platonic jokes (Telling each other about how funny this would be if it were really a date would be ok if we really couldn't find anything else to talk about) - Dress in platonic clothing (Khakis, jeans, t-shirts, shorts, long dresses or long skirts, jogging pants, running shoes, and sandals are perfectly fine!) - Touch each other in platonic ways (A friendly handshake, or a pat on the back would be nice) - Use platonic language (I would prefer first names as long as your real name is not Princess and trust me mine is not Dic*) I am NOT looking for someone who wants to: - Go to fancy restaurants or dances expecting me to sweep them off their feet (Expensive restaurants, trips to the spas, or shopping with me at Victoria Secret is not going to happen) - Eat finger licking food (No licking whip cream off my fingers no matter how much you really want to) - Share dirty jokes with me (Telling me size does not matter and then saying it should be either really big or enormous are remarks you should keep to yourself) - Get all dressed up in sexy clothing with fancy shoes (I will not tolerate short skirts, excessive make-up, extremely high heels, or ANY revealing clothing) - Tell me how nice my hair looks (If you keep this up I'll shave it all off. Then if you start telling me you're attracted to bald men I'll tell you to **** ***) At the end of the day I don't care what you look like, how old you are, what you do for a living, or even if you have kids. Although if you're married, your husband might not like you seeing another guy. So that's where I draw the line! Other than that, you can be straight or not, bi, 4 ft tall, or over 6ft tall, funny, boring or wise, or somewhat not, lol. I don't care about any of it. I'm not going to marry you. So as long as you speak a language (English or body language) that I can somewhat understand, I'm fine with it!! : )