There is nothing whatever the matter with me I'm just as healthy as I can be I have arthritis in both my knees And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze My pulse is weak, my blood is thin Most everything seems to be out of trim But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in I have arch supports for both my feet Or I wouldn't be able to go out on the street Sleeplessness I have night after night And in the morning I am just a sight But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in I think my liver is out of wack And a terrible pain is in my back My hearing is poor, my sight is dim And I'm practically living on aspirin But I"m awfully well for the shape I'm in The moral is as this tale we unfold for you and me who are growing old It is better to say "I'm fine" with a grin Than to let them know the shape we are in. _____________________________________________ Lot of fake accounts here, people don't reply or are they just not so smart? Local only, I will not respond to other areas