Hi... This is a difficult time of life to find companionship, much less romance. Then again, was there ever an easy time? Remember that face full of pimples that kept you from going out at age 16? But you can't catch the frog if you don't take the leap. Not that I'm a frog, and I don't expect you to be one, lord forbid. Who wants to be in the company of someone who zaps flies? But I digress. The most important thing is that I am no longer a pole vaulter leaping over the tallest Poles, nor do I try to compete in dance marathons (lucky, since there haven't been any since the 1930's, before I was born). In fact, I'm not even the kind of crackerjack person I would want to go out with. But I'm hoping you're the kind of person who would. Yes, yes, I know this sounds like I'm begging for a pity date (not that I would be above that). but I'm probably a lot more interesting than I think. After all, I was on "Jeopardy" not too many decades ago. Write to me and find out how interesting I really am. It's up to you. In the words of Dennis Miller, "I don't know. I could be wrong."