I'm real, honest and love to laugh. If you want to play games, I'm not it for you, but if you want to have fun, the kind that lasts, I'm your man.
A wee Irish lad came home from school in tears.
'What's the matter, son?' asked his mammy.
'We were doing addition today, Mammy,' he said.
'And was it too hard?'
'Well, the teacher said either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or all three'
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