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scratching dogs behind their ears swatting flies thinking avoiding haircuts home remodel restoring my TransAm at the pace of glacier movement animals writing intelligent conversation generally refuse sex before the 1st date antiques my tennis shoes are from Walmart staying up late sleeping late not mowing my lawn playing the same song on YouTube 22 times in a row avoiding drama my beloved elderly mother
Sorry, but I'm not interested in an iTunes gift card. Please slowly describe your landscaping equipment.
I read somewhere that dolphins and humans are the only two animals that have sex for fun. Since reading this, I have been banned from Sea World.
Okay.... okay. 'RESTORING my TransAm' was a bit of a stretch. Poetic license. I am more like replacing it... slowly, piece-by-piece. The outside is pretty and shiny but the inside is sort of a mess. I can relate. Sue me.
Profession: Gainfully retired
