No cookie cut out profile here. Have you read enough of them? Im quite comfortable in my life and I dont feel like I need a relationship. Yeah I like to camp. Did I find time this spring...No! This summer...not with all the fires. Do I cook? Sure. When Im hungry. I like cooking for others. Until they are satisfied! Do I like being intimate? Oh yeah. But theres got to be a mutual attraction. Im up for whatever. Be free. It would be nice to get to know someone to be with yet no pressure or drama. Someone who has direction. Some kind of direction. Hopefully your heading in an upward direction as opposed to... I mean..are you fun?. Can you laugh? Even at yourself? Are you afraid of life? Im not! And Im a great judge of character. Honesty alert! Can you dance? A little? How about working on a project together. One that means no sitting in front of the tv.....how about being outside. Will you melt? I cant be with someone who melts. I like chivalry. Im no feminist. Borrrrring! I like sexy woman who know they have sex appeal. But yet isnt a maintenance problem. We all have exes. I could care less. Unless I find them in the closet. If you are a massive train wreck. You really arent someone I want to know....you know? Oh...and if you read this and had it translated into your native tongue and then message me and expect a reply...I speak English. I live in America. Not mumbai or wherever... Do not think Im going to become your great penpal on mingle...ok? So. Ladies. I wish you a nice day. And maybe.......