I was born in a small village in Pakistan. My first friends were a cow named Raju and a goat named Billy. They are still my best friends. Raju is not on facebook yet, but Billy is. I went to the RabbaDabba School for children who need to be strapped into an electric chair to keep them from skipping cl. I like puzzles, ladoo, and guys who wear brown pants and orange shirts - preferably lace. I have a pet monkey named bablu. He lives in my closet. His primary responsibilities are to keep my clothes tidy (color- coordinated ofcourse) and taser all friends who even think of borrrowing any of my outfits upon touch. Im obsessed with Usher's "OMG" these days so when he break dances for me on that song, i give him a banana. If you'd like his job, please submit your resume within.