I was away from here for a little while, because things were not going so well on here. Thought I would give it another try. I redid my profile a little. sense of humor a must!!!! NOT looking for: One-night stands. If you are looking to just get laid, do not bother to contact me. I GUARANTEE I WILL NOT PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE OR THE SECOND!!!! “bed buddies”, “Play toys”, “one night stands”, phone sex, cyber sex, exchanging photos, or any other way you want to word it. If you are looking for a play toy, try Toys-R-Us. They have 1-800 number's for phone sex. That number again is 1-800-Stick it in your***insert body part of your choice***. :) :) "Ohhh do me big boy" over the phone doesn't do a thing for me..... ABOUT ME: I am a big sarcastic wise , so a sense of humor is a must !! I am an all around "normal" girl, if there is such a thing, lol. I am pretty much low-maintenance. I like to be affectionate, and romantic. I am pionate and compionate. I am looking for that “click”, that “connection”. I want someone who can be the same back. I do like to chat(even if it is "mindless" chatting),but not to the point of "suffocation", so I would like some one who loves to text/phone calls/etc, just as much as i do. I love the “good morning”, “good night” conversations. I am big into how you treat me, is how I treat you. Be good to me and I will be good to you. I am a ONE man women..Easy going, good sense of humor, down to earth, love nature. I am mostly "country" with a little city mixed in. I am simple, yet adventurous. I am serious, yet can be silly. I can even sew:). I guess a little "June Cleaver" and a little "Rosanne",(hmm I would say more "Rosanne"...LMAO). INTERESTS: I LOVE to go camping, hiking, canoeing, thunderstorms, watching a fire at night, looking at the stars and the moon. Motorcycles ,4-wheelers. Quiet walks in the woods. I love to go fishing(I will even put my own worm on the hook, lol).I love sitting by anything like a river, creek, stream and just relaxing!!, Ya know that “redneck” kind of fun, lmao. I like museums, art galleries, sightseeing. I like to learn new things. I love to bake and cook. I don't mind meeting crazy, new people, sane ones are good too. :). I HAVE to have my COFFEE!!! lol Ask me any questions, I don't get offended easily. I may blush easily but not offended ;). LOOKING FOR: LONG TERM!!!!! Some one who will treat me as good as I treat them. “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander” No cheaters and players! Some one who wants to spend time with me but ALSO, does not mind spending time with my daughter. Relationships, no matter what kind, take time. Serious ones take time, energy and work. They don't happen over night. Unless you are in some time warp, if that's so "Beam me up Snotty". (No, I don't mean Scotty, it's from a Mel Brooks Movie, I love Mel Brooks movies)....