SEEKING HIDDEN TREASURE: Has your captain been away too long? Been awhile since you had your treasure plundered? I'm from out of town so I don't know your husband, or your boyfriend either. Want to make your man scream when you're in bed? Call him up and tell him you're with me. Just kidding. I'm looking for a special friend with a sense of humor and a pionate sense of fun who likes the occasional daliance. Maybe you're looking for something sensual but not binding or confining, of your lifestyle that is. SMILE! Life is too short not to taste it. I know there's someone else like me who's pionately playful, yet practical and discrete, with thoughts toward the exotic . (You know if that describes you.) My best match may be married, or too busy for a 'traditional relationship' who wants a special friend. If you're drug free, disease free, and especially drama free, looking someone who can also be a caring friend, then send me a note and let's see if there's any chemistry. I may not be Prince Charming; maybe I'm his evil twin. ;-) But while you're waiting for your fairy godmother and the prince to show up (it might be a while, I hear they're in big demand), you can sail with the pirate. Sometimes fantasy needs a human touch besides your battery operated boyfriend. It's gotta beat kissing frogs. DO YOU HAVE A PASSIONATE SENSE OF FUN? If you've gotten this far without getting in a huff, you must have a sense of humor. I like that!!! PS-I pretty much ignore the Mutual Match notifications so if you do that and don't hear anything from me, don't be surprised. It's nothing personal.