First, if you're looking at my location, "Brooks Isle" is not a city, town, or village in Illinois. It is a sandbar in the river that runs through the town where I live, which is "Oregon, Illinois." The idiots on this site refuse to update or correct this information, after countless requests, so please, keep this in mind. ... Now for the important stuff. I am looking for my true love, the man who will marry me, and share the rest of my life with me! I would also welcome platonic friends, but I am not interested in women, and I don't have casual s.e.x.u.a.l encounters. Period. Got that? Bottom bunk, if we ever get that far. I have remained celibate for more than 45 years, waiting for Mr. Right, and I will continue to wait, until the blessed day comes, that I can delete this profile! ... No, I will not download whats.app, hang.outs, google.chat, skype, or whatever the hell else you want to try to text or communicate on. I don't text. If you want to message back and forth for awhile, it will be here, or I'll give you my Facebook link. Those are your choices, buckaroo! ... I will only give offsite contact information to you (email, telephone, etc.), after I meet you in person.