So I've been tryin this online thing for almost 2 weeks now and my expectations aren't what I expected. Shout out to all my grandmas thanks for Ur for phone numbers I'm flattered. Unfortunately I don't wear beer goggles all day walking around staggered. Being semi serious its crazy how there's so many scams out there. Everyday when I open up my email there's somebody tryna serve me green eggs and SPAM for breakfast. I cant even front being a typical man, I was gagged out of 20 bucks. No biggie I spend that on one drink in the club, including the tip of course. Lately though these scams have been getting outrageous!! I had this one person tell me they lookin to settle down and live happly every after.. yeaah sounds good,, but theirs always a but. Her but was some non sense about being stranded overseas, supposedly some guy she hooked up with robbed her of all her belongings she had in her hotel room. Y'all still with me it gets better, this drama belongs on a soap opera. So this person continues on about how she cant pay her hotel bill and the hotel wont release her pport because of this. Her mother died 2 years ago, her father ain't **** and ect. Basically she cant rely on family to get her out of her ordeal. So now she's asking if I can help her out. of course there's only one way you can help this dazzle in distress mucho denaro. I'm like BULLSH** but then the kind hearted sucker side of me started to think about when my plane was delayed in a third world country. I felt like I was a POW, I could only imagine how i would react if my pport was confiscated in Nigeria. I'll let it be known I decided to help this person. Not because I wanted to get to know this person, that went out the window when I learned she had a companion in the home of SIDA. Call it the will of the LORD cause I contacted two of my ociates in Nigeria to link up with this helpless lady. Both ociates one lady one man were not willing to comply to my request. The thought of me giving money to help this person is totally out of the question. I'm not that gullible and the fact that tuitions are due this month made it a much easier decision. As far as the Dazzle in distress goes or is it damsel in distress.. yeah I meant damsel in distress, that situation is still in progress. I'll let U know how that turned out U never know we might see her on Opera tellin her story. DOUBT IT