Well this is my 1st toe-dip into the mysterious world of online dating - I figure its a good way to get to know people and much easier than sifting through peoples wheelie bins at 3am - just kidding, ive never done that... no really...
Well about me.. I am an *attractive, *successful, *charismatic 37 year old *stud-*muffin whos looking for some fun and possibly a longterm relationship. Im very laid back (I dont do drama), also caring and affectionate with a dry sense of humour.
Im also fully house trained (bonus) and have mastered the tricky art of lifting the toilet seat first then putting it down again after.
*note: characteristics marked with an asterisk may contain a slight exagerration for dramatic effect.
Turn-ons: funny, clever, well presented women, being affectionate and pionate also good.
Turn-offs: Aggressive or lairy women, anyone with an appearance on Jeremy Kyle or Trisha to their name.
So drop me a line if you'd like to get to know me better (dont be shy im very approachable - phew I almost wrote desperate) or if you just wanted to ask me what the hell I was thinking when I put this profile pic up.
Hmm I wonder if anyone reads this far...
Steve
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Profession: poker player