White knight with kink in amour. I am a really nice guy who has gotten a little grumpy in my old age. I used to be more amenable, but I was also more naive. I'm also warm and snuggly, with a teddy bear nature. My sister said that I should say that. She is a market research professional. Intelligent, honest, loyal. Used to be younger, but grew out of it (just a ping phase). Inventor, specializing in excuses. 'I called, but the line was busy' -- that's mine. Printer, but also write longhand. Technician, teacher, trainer. Like cats, dogs. Had an RCA dog, but he was a Magyar Cigany dinner. Not a joke (it was in Tatabánya at a particularly rough economic period). Poster says "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? Please call CENTER, inc. 10-525 on the telephone. 'Morgan'." No one did. But he was 14 and having problems, anyway. Maybe it was better for him to go quickly. I used to take him with me everywhere. There was always an idiot who would say, 'Where did that dog come from?' And the answer always was, 'From two other dogs.' So now I prefer cats. If I ever get another dog, it will be a shepherd. Caucasian shepherd. Friends in T.B., B.P. and Csikszereda. Native English speaker (not a particular advantage in the States). Hope to visit them again in near future. Maybe start a nyomda there. Amateur astrologer (I’m really good - I make it up as I go along). Amateur proctologist occasionally while driving. Seek laid-back, submissive, mellow woman; you know, like another Aries. Also like Leos for excitement (without the Aries pyrotechnics). Most compatible with Libra. Quiet & calm. Refreshing change. Other signs rated upon request. Generally laid-back, myself, but sometimes provoke conflicts while shopping. Patronizing, insipid, and otherwise gratuitous questions tend to annoy me, and so I do my best to help the less fortunate: 'How are you doing?' 'About the same as yesterday.' (looking at my purchase) 'Is that all?' 'Well, I'm a little older.' 'No, I mean, is that it?' 'Well, it looks like it...Let me taste.' 'Do you want that milk in a bag?' 'No, it's better in the bottle.' 'Have a good one.' 'I thought this was a good one; can I exchange it?' 'That will be $4.50.' 'How much is it now? Maybe I should wait.' 'That's $1 apiece.' 'Wow! I may not be able to afford a whole one.' 'Is that everything?' 'No, just what I'm getting.' --- My favorite is McDonald's ubiquitous 'Do you want cheese on that?' I don't understand: The sign clearly says, 'Add cheese for 50 cents.' So are they offering me free cheese? Are they hustling me for 50 cents? Or do they think I want cheese and somehow forgot to say so? Whenever I ask them to qualify that question, I get a spicier-tasting sandwich. But my all-time favorite is 'How are you?' (As if they actually cared) 'The normal way; my parents had sex a long time ago.' I got thrown out of a restaurant for that one. You would think they already knew about that stuff. My local convenience store offers several Irish and African coffee blends, but only one 'Regular.' So I requested another flavor: Irregular - almost as good, but costs less. Waiting for a corporate decision. Complained to the local restaurant about sexual discrimination in their salad bar. They have chick peas, but no guy peas. I'm still waiting for IKEA to re-stock their customer pick-up area. I am conservative in most things, but my view on abortion is quite liberal: It hinges upon when life starts. Some say at conception. Some say various trimesters. Some say when the fetus can survive independently outside the womb. But I believe it is when the fetus can survive outside the room. In my view, abortion should be legal until they move out or the 60th trimester, whichever is sooner. My friend, Steve, says that life actually begins when the kid goes to college and the dog dies. He has a point. --- So, what about you? You can contact me directly. nyomdasz (means 'printer' in Magyar) at yahoo. Currently working on new jukebox, coin-op internet café, voting machine. Also very different font editing program called GlyphEdit. Jukebox runs in background of last photo. Patent application for new coupon invention has been rejected; am fighting it. Not too optimistic; but will try, anyway. I am known for being trying.