I'm a bit of a paradox. I like books and ignore sports. I smoke, drink, curse, and shoot pool. I'm an ok dancer, but I prefer swing dancing to bump-n-grind. I'm good with kids. I can quote poetry, Shakespeare, or Monty Python from memory. I like power tools and carpentry. I'm a self-described geek, but have no major fears, allergies, or obsessions. I have a flat stomach and a large vocabulary. I'm an old-school romantic, a new-school liberal, and an unschoolable iconoclast. Hopefully, some women like paradoxes.