I'll cook for you, I'll argue with you, I'll dance with you, I'll laugh with you... I'll make love to you. I'll be nice to your children should you have some. All in all, I'll love you, but he will not ever need to ask me if I do, if I do, he will know! Don't ask me for love, I know what love is, I recognise it. That may seem arrogant, but I am not interested in making 'friends' I have enough, I do not fall soft when a person tells me I am beautiful and I do not fall for empty words. He has to: cook for me, dance with me, argue with me, laugh with me, make love to me, pretend to like my adult children even if he would rather set himself on fire than spend time with them, (Hell, they are not so bad, they are fearful, Mum will end up in the Alps, herding goats and having 15 cats that they will have to come visit once a week to make sure I am ok) And if you feel like you can get some money out of me, I can sniff out a scammer from across the globe. I will not respond. If you do not receive a reply from me, then you have been foxtrot oscared! This is a tad like writing a reference for a person, if all is positive then the employer will sniff out something! I have the human habits that we all have, I fart in the shower, I will use your razor to shave my legs, I will wear your boxer shorts when it is cold and I will shout at you when you steal the duvet and my feet are cold! Problem is with sites is that we give so many positives about ourselves that we lose sight of what is reality, and disappointment sets in with so many off line relationships! The online persona is much easier than the offline person. I am no different, I can say I give an honest opinion, I can say that I will be as I look on my picture, realistically, I may never be as I look on a picture, but I will be what I say I am. Honest people do not say they are they honest, they just are! A person has to grab me by the throat so to speak to make me sit up and listen, interesting, smart, make me laugh, I think I have made myself clear. I will make you coffee in the morning, I will straighten your tie as you leave and cannot find your car keys. I will produce them with a smile that will make you melt! I will cry when it is the time of the month, I will shout when I am unhappy, but I will throw my arms around you when you park your car in the garage and walk up the drive and ask me what is for dinner. If I could have fed you, I am not interested, basically that means do not contact me if you are under 35 years of age. To be subtle, my son is 21 and he would not be happy with a man who is a person who would have had the same high school diploma dating his mother. It is not happening, sod off and do not trouble yourself even writing, nudging, poking or whatever else you would like to do. For those of you in the US, make sure you know what state you are in, who the current president is and that all is not well the next time Mrs Obama wears a sleeveless dress! That was snide, I love the US, but seriously, make sure you know your ****e. Do not pretend to be a widower from Florida, if you are not! Oh and forget the pictures of the poor orphan, it does not wash with me. Any person with an ounce of intelligence does not use a picture of a child to appeal to an audience. Good luck to all those singles out there, and those single men that want to contact me, make sure you have the balls! Sommer.