TheUrBaller "Willing to lie about how we met..."
39 year old man from Minneapolis, Minnesota      Looking for dating Last seen over a month ago
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About TheUrBaller
Hello lady or creepy weird guy. If you are seeing this it means my pics ped your "Oh ****" panic back button. In my free time I like to play heeded computer solitaire tournaments online, and if I want to get real crazy I might even play a game or two of rock paper scissors. For fun I like to go out and hit up the clubs, bars, downtown nightlife, etc... When I'm not fighting crime in the streets I like swimming, going to the gym, paintball, rock climbing (on the wall usually not the real scary rocks). I also enjoy the sophisticated art of people watching. From the kid wearing shorts in the coldest day of winter to the unshaven Hippies that hang around the local coffee shops, and what about that stupid kid with the sideways hat that won't pull up his pants. PULL up your pants you look retarded. Now I see emo kids sagging their tight little girl pants, when did this happen? What's next? If you like people watching, I am your guy. If you DISLIKE people watching…. Then what is wrong with you? Seriously. ****What I'm doing with my life**** Things and stuff. I just graduated from the University of Minnesota and currently I run an IT company I started back in 2003. I love doing it and plan on continuing that until I end up turning into a Bill Lumbergh type and wear suspenders, at which point someone will break my fax machine and then burn my building down which will probably force me to get a job at McDonald's or some such. ***You should message me if**** *If you are crazy please specify such in your message to me.* Acceptable crazy: 1-3 cats, obsession with hand washing, thinks reality TV is intellectually stimulating. Unacceptable crazy: Kills puppies, anti-toothpaste, thinks Leprechauns are real Leprechauns please do not message me thx.
Profession: CEO/President - Self Employed
Physical Appearance
Height
5' 7"
Body type
Athletic
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Lifestyle
Marital Status
Never married
Have Children?
No
Smokes?
No
Religion
Non-religious
Want Children?
Undecided/open
Drinks?
Occasionally
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