So, hi. I'm Myke. I sorta wish I didn't need to rely on this to meet someone. If the universe were fair and just, good people would meet good people and blah blah. Bzzt. So anyways, pardon my bitter apathy, I'm actually a guy who's personality (and writing) is centered around his sense of humor and vast slew of life experiences. And really, that's what I'm looking for in life. At the end of a hopefully long life, I want the billion awesome stories my grandfather shares with the rest of my family. I'm an aspiring writer, which I've really found a pion for. I actually have the beginnings of a novel that I hope to get published someday. I wish I had more going on in my life to talk about in place of that, but I spend most of my time playing with my puppy (welsch corgi, named Spyke), tinkering around with my writing or my guitar, working my job (which I love, working for a video game retailer that runs promotions all over, often with 102.1), and jumping on my xbox at like 1 am for some casual gaming with my buddies. I just recently moved back to the Pewaukee area, long story. I was married (don't judge me.. please..) and she cheated on me a few months into the marriage. So, it's over now, all in the past (for the best). All that aside, I guess I'll just lay it out in black and white: I'm an honest guy, who's loyalty to his family and friends means more than anything. I have lofty ambitions but I'm finally embracing my talents and pursuing them. I don't have it in me to hurt others, but I'm strong-willed and a lot of painful experiences have left me stronger than I think most would expect. But, that's what life is. Experience. To that note, I'd love to travel someday. I'd love to meet a girl who can appreciate how absurd but fun life can be, who can live for the moment but wants to find that stable future somewhere in between the insanity. I'm not looking to dive into a relationship but I'd love to meet someone who makes thinking about anything else inconceivable. I'm a romantic at heart, as much as I wish I weren't some times. OR, if everything I've said thus far is lame, um.. "I'm all about the booty, and uh.. I.. do drugs, cuz I'm a bad who doesn't need you, and.. I race motorcycles along dangerous ravines". ..it works for other guys.