Whoa, whoa, whoa, STOP THE CLOCK!  Don't contact me if you're not within about 75 miles of San Antonio, Texas.  Don't waste your or my time.  I'm not interested in long distance relationships.  I know I'm wasting my time typing this because I'm sure 99% of the emails/notifications I get are from fake spam profiles.  If you're not spam, I'm sorry I'm not going to do a LDR.
Hi...  I just joined, I need a few days to do this.  I don't wanna type all that out right now but if you're truly interested, I'll give you a ton of details.  The Quick version, I'm single.  I have very eclectic tastes when it comes to popular culture.  I go off the beaten path.  Most music is very important to me.  I watch lots of netflix and hulu.   99% of all you can eat buffets are disgusting.  
Like I said, I have a quick way of being way more specific about this, just ask me.