Whoa, whoa, whoa, STOP THE CLOCK! Don't contact me if you're not within about 75 miles of San Antonio, Texas. Don't waste your or my time. I'm not interested in long distance relationships. I know I'm wasting my time typing this because I'm sure 99% of the emails/notifications I get are from fake spam profiles. If you're not spam, I'm sorry I'm not going to do a LDR.
Hi... I just joined, I need a few days to do this. I don't wanna type all that out right now but if you're truly interested, I'll give you a ton of details. The Quick version, I'm single. I have very eclectic tastes when it comes to popular culture. I go off the beaten path. Most music is very important to me. I watch lots of netflix and hulu. 99% of all you can eat buffets are disgusting.
Like I said, I have a quick way of being way more specific about this, just ask me.