I'm an average Jane looking for a very clever person. That's all I care about. I'm sort of tired of being the soul of the party. For once, I'd love to be the audience. People saying just "hi", "how are u?", "Hi pretty" and all its variants should think twice before sending the message because I won't bother to answer even if you're the hottest guy on earth. It' can't be that hard to use some words of your language once in a while, can it? Plus: If you are familiar with or understand any of these lines, you have to text me: Schrodinger's cat went into a bar, and it didn't. "Serenity now, insanity later". "The sea called, it's running out of shrimps". "Now is the winter of our discount tent"... "I want to believe" "In times of universal deceit, speaking the truth becomes a revolutionary act". "They're coming to get you Barbara". "He who fights with monsters must be careful lest he converts in one himself, and when you look into the abyss for too long, the abyss also gazes into you". "If a name is written in the death note, after 40 seconds the person will die of a heart attack, unless you write another form of death before those 40 seconds." "When the rest of heaven was blue- of a demon in my view." "And now the rains weep o'ver his hall and not a soul to hear".