Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If some one forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothe s. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years .... maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Yo u can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

we can have sex with out a woman and it still be good

i beg to differ....im in Iraq Sober and dont have a woman to cuddle with....im depressed

Go out to a club sometime and act like you're having the time of your life. Women will gravitate towards you, all with the intent of ruining your good time :P

there's plenty of camals, take your pick.

I asked you to stop that war!! Please make haste!! Take care of yourself over there!!

Who rained on your parade?

Who rained on your parade?


Just a very sad observation lol

Who rained on your parade?


Just a very sad observation lol
So in your observation are these fun killers on a mission? Or are they unaware of their mood altering powers?

I think that most women are naturally drawn to a person enjoying themselves. It may be the alcohol that makes some mildly psychotic, while others really are vindictive enough to try to ruin your good time ie flirt with you for an hour then hang all over your buddy in front of you lol. When you meet somebody who is just relaxed, smiling, and not trying to put on a show, it's refreshing.