TOO FUNNY


You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or
get
married and wish you were dead.

At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, ?Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger"? "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let
her
keep him.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked, ?Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens
in
every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, ?I never knew what real happiness was
until
I
got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky.
Mine's still alive."

A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to
love
and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord,if I
pray
for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
blind
man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the
bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of
the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you
put
a piece of
rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber of YOUR stick, we'd
be
riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

ROFLMAO

THAT'S GOOD CATCH....lmao AND SO VERY TRUE MOST OF THEM ARE.

funny

Funny and true indeed and it makes you wonder "What are we doing on this
site trying to find our other half!"

Gawd and I actually came in hopes to find someone hummmmmmmmmmm
ohhhhhhhhh yeah thats right came here to find friends whewww almost had
a brain fart thinking I was looking for something more lmao.

That was good catch!

the last one was the best!

luv it sooooo catchy.

those are hilarious!!!!!

I liked that one as well. Thanks catchme

Absolutely marvellous....

Don't just join up a forum just because you have to, or you are coaxed
into it by circumstances or you are searchin for somethin

If need be, just borrow any discussion you liked, and a discussion you
hated and list it in any other forum [in your own way] and you would get
a much more clearer view of things... This ofcourse is only for those
guys who are one of those searchin for another half, or game/ control
junkies

Just enjoy yourself and leave..... that's it... and let the rest take
its course.