| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 53 | |
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Do the special olymics have a cooking competition?
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Just what kind of girl do you think I am TTO??
EXACTLY
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Retard tingles: An action by someone or something that gives an inundating feeling of embarrassment
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Is my FLY open again , I wonder ???? I have this tingling feeling
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Retard in a leotard:When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.
-"Man peto, this party sucks!" -"Yeah peto, let's get a mutha****in retard up in a leotard and have some fun." -"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard." omg not funny but FREAKING FUNNY!!!
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Waiting ... by the shoreline ...
BRB .. need more beers
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL DRUNK!!!
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Is it Leotard day at work? Again?
Yah - I've been to bachelor(ette) parties like that
Joe says, "Happy Birthday Viagra" so go have a special moment today!
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dEAR DIARY.......do you ever feel like a sh*t head???
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Dear diary........what happened to my dancing cabana boys??????
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dEAR DIARY.......do you ever feel like a sh*t head???
NEVER .. I am always the perfect gentleman, AND in a fantsatic mood ...
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YAAAAAAAA my day 4 and you know what that means......
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mmmmmmmm it means my "Chick-o-meter" is goingt o plumment ?? ?
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Dear diary..........bondo is my friend......
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mmmmmmmm it means my "Chick-o-meter" is goingt o plumment ?? ?
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Dear diary......I think I got drunk off 3 glasses of wine last night!!!
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mmmmmmmm it means my "Chick-o-meter" is goingt o plumment ?? ?
Wicked ... I have a day and a half of my kids over the weekend , AND ... beers ... what could be better ???
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do you ever get a weekend without your kids????
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do you ever get a weekend without your kids????
Every OTHER weekend .... BUT..I WANT MY KIDS MORE that is my ONLY selfish act ... is that so bad ??
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that is my ONLY selfish act ... is that so bad ??