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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 53 | |
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dd, Today is National "Joe" Day. SO.....for today only....you can call me Joe...or Joe Cool...if you prefer.  
 I'm going down town....to shoot my old lady down....
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DD, Gypsy has that photo "up" again....you know the one that drives me crazy!!! 
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don't get banned
We need you , here!
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keeps helmet on in case Gypsy STILL wants to "smoke" me , but shall e come and help you smoke'm back ???
 
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better?
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Think your handling to wrong "gun" for that Joe....
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keeps helmet on in case Gypsy STILL wants to "smoke" me , but shall e come and help you smoke'm back ???
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HOLY CRAP .. you are at almost 50,ooo POSTS ??? .. get a life WOMAN
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Dear diary,
Big Lots had Foster Grant sunglasses for $2.00 each.
I bought six pairs...should hold me to at least June
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HOLY CRAP .. you are at almost 50,ooo POSTS ??? .. get a life WOMAN
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Dear diary, Big Lots had Foster Grant sunglasses for $2.00 each.
I bought six pairs...should hold me to at least June
HAHAHAHA I am in the same boat dude ... send me some .. EXTRA LARGE NOSE
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Dear diary, Big Lots had Foster Grant sunglasses for $2.00 each.
I bought six pairs...should hold me to at least June
Do you sit on them too???? throw them around your car?
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From the Urban dictionary.......
retarded chewbacca: Sex act which involves penetrating your partners ear canal while biting their legs or feet and making loud wookiee noises!!!
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a Bic lighter lasts longer than my shades
I don't know why I'm so hard on them.....break'em, lose 'em, sit on 'em... |
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Hey ddn....is that some sort of bayou boat??
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DEAR J .... some one beer me ..... RIGHT NOW
can't you see I AM WAITING STILL ??
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From the Urban dictionary....... retarded chewbacca: Sex act which involves penetrating your partners ear canal while biting their legs or feet and making loud wookiee noises!!!
Every time I ask a Wookie out for a date....Her only reply is
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA. I don't know what that means but i think i like it!
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Hey ddn......buy the cheap ones......then when you sit on them you dont have to feel so bad!!! I buy cheap ones and sit on them and they never break!!!!
I do however like to throw them around my car and my friends like to sit on them!!! Then they break!!!
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Dear diary......its beer thirty somewhere......
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Beer Bong in Zone 7 STAT! This is NOT a drill!
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