Topic: I'm sorry. "Girls dont realize these things "
uk1971's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:10 AM
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair as I was raised.

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy."

I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk.

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry that you can't realize. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care.

But most of all I'm sorry for not feeling sorry anymore.

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am.

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for.

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry that I cared.

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them.

Well ladies next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and repost in this thread as "I'm sorry "

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy the above and repost in this thread as

Subject: "Girls dont realize these things "

glasses

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:12 AM
<----realizes

<----likes honesty and I don't want perfect

flowerforyou :wink:

Jess642's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:12 AM
Girls may not....but women do.bigsmile

stephenaceman's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:13 AM
I'm sorry you fell that way. . .

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:13 AM

Girls may not....but women do.bigsmile


drinker

JaceKnows's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:15 AM

I'm sorry you fell that way. . .


I don't think he fell. Or maybe he did, just for the "wrong" girl. <shrug>

And my mom wonders why I drink when I'm online....

Jess642's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:23 AM
Edited by Jess642 on Sun 03/23/08 03:24 AM
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to suck up to you after sleeping with your friend.

I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk....but I slept with your drunk girlfriend.

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants..... because I sit on the couch all weekend drinking beer and farting.

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair as I was raised....if I am hoping I could get laid tonight.

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy."...because I cant be bothered bathing or shaving.

I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk.... well, in my mind every other guy is a jerk.

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things.... I gambled it all on that sure thing.

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club....because I am too tight and insecure to let other men notice you.

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.... what random guy? Who you been checkin out, woman??????:angry:

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date.... except I never listen to you, I just tell you how to fix it, while getting me another beer.

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy.... because I brought that time up every chance I got, until the manipulating you through guilt didnt work antmore.

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.... to have sex with me.

I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.... yeah... know your place woman!!! YOU are MY doormat!

I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work... but I had my phone disconnected cause of my gambling problem.

I'm sorry that you can't realize. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care.... because no one could be as manipulative with guilt as I am... I am the master of it.

But most of all I'm sorry for not feeling sorry anymore.... so what is all this crap then... if you aren't sorry anymore, then STFU.

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am....what? A whining loser doormat, who thinks he is god's gift to women?

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.... yep...there's that winning attitude again.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... and maybe you would have revenge sex with me.

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.... or at least till you sobered up.

I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.... because really... I have more chance of getting laid by you, than them.

I'm Sorry that I cared.... enough about myself to keep at you for sex.

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different... other than been sucked in by me.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them.... or thats what men who only have their own agenda in the forefront think.

Well ladies next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
Ummmm...yeah right... that was obvious....derrrr!



stephenaceman's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:29 AM
You had us at I'm sorry. . .

Jess642's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:30 AM
I'm not sorry... I am laughing too hard!!! laugh laugh drinker

stephenaceman's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:30 AM
Funny how one letter makes all the difference. . .
And, my mom wonders why I'm online!

no photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:47 AM
sounds like you two (uk1971 and Jess642) have really been dumped on! I just wanna say if its a joke it's funny if not uk1971, move on, and Jess642 not all guys are bad!

Jess642's photo
Sun 03/23/08 03:48 AM
laugh laugh Thanks for that Harley.... I was wondering if anyone would attempt the pop psychology... I was laughing so hard typing my version... and I know men are wonderful, same as I know women are wonderful people...

I was taking the p*ss out of Tom's post...nothing deeper than that...flowerforyou :wink: laugh laugh

tearsofblood666's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:04 AM
I am never sorry to no body, if she doesnt like what I do including those she can piss off