HAHA.... so anyways.. one of my friend's little brothers heard the word lesbian on tv, and had no idea what it meant, hes only 8..

so while in a busy wal mart he asked loudly, "mom, are you a lesbian"? it got really quiet and everyone just stared.. i almost died laughing

what timing for little boy asking his mother that Q?

Wal-Mart or Target, for sure. The more crowded, the better the question.

When my son was four, maybe five... he snuck into my room to sleep with me. Unfortunately, I was not dressed. I did not wake up when he came in, and I woke with my son in bed with me the next morning. He was naked also. I asked him where his clothes were and he said, well you were naked so I took them off. Totally learned my lesson there!

Later, in the dressing room at Target, he said to me, (very, very loud) "Can we sleep naked in your bed again tonight?".

I don't know how I got out of there fast enough...

I know what you mean. Kids ask the worst questions at the worst times....

I've heard kids do that, and can't help but laugh myself.

hahahahaha omg thats hilarious

My daughter is a nanny. Seems the girls she watches learned the word p*nis from the Simpson's movie when their Dad let them watch it. Now they won't stop saying it. They were in church last Sunday and the 5 year old just yelled the word out. Needless to say, their mother took them out immediately!!

I remember this time when I visited my relatives in Illinois...

My cousin's daughter (she was five at the time) jumped on her great-grandpa's lap, gave him a big ol' kiss on the cheek, and said...

"I love you, you old c#nt!"

I had never seen as many whites of peoples' eyes pop up than after she said that. You could hear a pin drop after that.

I miss those days....

Church... LMAO... that is really hysterical.

My son asked in the stall next to me (in a public restroom) if I remembered to shake my girl part like he did his pee pee.

Gosh but kids are a riot.

Hiya Zanne!

My nephew came home with the "F" word from first grade. Everything was "F" for weeks. Finally his mom sat him down and explained what it meant in relation to farm animals (they lived on a farm). One evening, the pastor was at their house for supper; my brother mentioned that one of his mares was in heat. My nephew piped up "Yup, and we are going to have Bryce bring his stud over and "F" the mare." My brother nearly died, and so did the pastor.

Hello lilith... u have a beautiful son...the pic of u make me smile..and takes me back to wonderful times....Thanks...

Oh, this is actually my nephew... my son is six and too big to hold now. But he is a beauty nonetheless, huh? Thanks, Zanne.

and what is wrong if his mom was really a lesbian?
she will still be a mom, the best for her child.

I used to get my little brother to rhyme every letter of the alphabet with the word "duck"

It was great doing it in front of family at holidays :P

My son was three, and we were leaving the ex's house, and I said, "Get in Daddy's fu cking car, Jake."

Well, two days later, we're in line at Target, checking out, and he pipes up with, "Are we going out to Daddy's fu cking car?".

Two weeks it went on, before I could finally convince him not to say it. . . . .

lol my fav is my daughters shes 6 now i divorced her father over a year ago but she wants a brother or sister. were at a school function, her teachers there and she says to her friend (who has a 9 month old baby sister) my mom's gonna have a baby someday if she'd just do more than kiss guys. very adult in the room stared at me i laughed and said how do you know i kiss them. she looked at me and said you have to do more than that if your gonna have a baby. i couldnt stop laughing, her father was not happy lol